Write a Smilie Story

[Big Red]

Moley's thread "Spin a Smiley Story" got me thinking about writing a story with lots of smilies in it but having it written by one person......soooooo how about writing short stories fact or fiction inserting as many smilies in place of words as you can. Here is my attempt. Believe me it isn't easy.
FYI the site only allows you 25 smilies per post.





Once upon a time there was a :boyears: fan named WDWNJ who loved :photog: :dolewhip: and vacationing in :island: places. In his early 20s he met Big Red aka :ten: and it was :loveyou: at first sight.

They got married :partytime2: in 1978 and honeymooned in WDW and that is when the addiction started :mickey:
They took a few trips to WDW over the next 5 years and then :babyboy: Christopher arrived in 1983. Now they had a new reason to visit :mickeyWalk:
Over the next 5 years they only took 1 trip to visit :mickey:
In 1988 :babygirl: ChefLizzy arrived and when she was 1 it was time to introduce her to :minnie: 1989 was the year we started visiting once a year and haven’t stopped since.
Sometimes we :plane: and sometimes we :roadtrip: to WDW. The kids loved the :roadtrip: as much as going to see :mickey: .
Chris played baseball and :videogame: and Lizzy played piano and sang in her high school :chorus:
Before we knew it they were all grown up and finished with college. Lizzy moved to Florida to be a Pastry :chef:. Chris stayed home to decide if he wanted to go into business or law enforcement or be a :drummer: in a garage band.
Things got quite around the house and WDWNJ and Big Red were becoming :couchpotato:. Until WDWNJ found :tagWelcome: . And the rest is history :compSleep:
So what do you think was this :tmi: ?

[Moley]

Well done, Big Red! :applause: I love this challenge and will gladly accept it. Maybe I can write up the story of how I sat in my office the other day for an hour with my blouse above my bra. It is a sad tale of decreasing brain cells and fashion paralysis. I shall return.

[Big Red]

LOL Moley. I would love to see that story in smilies however I don't think there are smilies on the site to do it justice. Maybe you need to go on the hunt again and have Dave add some more smilies to the site.....LOLOLOLOLOL.

[Big Red]

:pointLOL: Moley please delete this.....new computer and technical difficulties

Edited by Moley to add smileys to mock Big Red's request.

:mayihelpyou: :rolling:

[Moley]

As we get older, things get misplaced. It is increasingly hard to find your glasses :coolSmile:, your car keys :roadtrip: , the answer to Final Jeopardy :teacher: and most unfortunately, your boobs. :bounce::bounce: Mine were once easily found and never strayed, but as the years went on, just like the stock market and my IQ, they declined. :target::target:

At home, at rest, the girls never give me trouble. :couchpotato: But just wait until work becomes stressful and no amount of snacks :chips: or cans of Red Bull :shots: will ease the discomfort that comes about from having unruly foundation garments. :wedgie: Tuesday was so bad, I thought the girls had turned into tweeners and were fighting in the back of the car. :catfight: I told them not to make me go in there, but they persisted in their disruption. :crowded: So finally, during a quiet moment, but one where I couldn't leave the desk, I lifted my shell and twisted, pulled and finally separated the offending parties into proper alignment. :oops::oops: I felt better immediately. :cloud9: Then the phone rang. :talkphone:

It was a long and bothersome call, involving endless computer consultation and file sorting. :compSleep: The time passed and it was one full hour since I had last readjusted the girls. Then it hit me. :jawdrop: I hadn't pulled my shell back down! :embarass:

I quickly looked toward my office door to see if anyone was around. :hide: Good fortune was with me even if good sense and good pectoral muscles were not. :whew:

And the moral to this story is.....

What goes up, always goes down :hanginthere: and.....

When it does, make sure you suffer the slings of outrageous support :busted: or you may suffer the consequences. :pointLOL:

[Janie]

Oooo, I love a challenge and those stories by Moley and Big Red are keepers for sure. Loved them.

Two days after I got my cochlear implant, I was in my backyard weeding my garden:hot: when I heard this loud "CAW-CAW!":turkey: and freaked me out. I looked every where to see what was coming from because I never heard such a infernal sound and could not find the offending source of that devilish sound. :crazy:

"CAW-CAW!" It ripped into my soul.:madcloud:

"CAW-CAW!" It set my teeth on edge.:banghead:

"CAW-CAW!" My legs buckled.:thud:

CAW-CAW!":turkey: I dropped my trowel and screamed "Stop it!"

My oldest daughter skipped over to where I was and said "Mommy, it is a crow and it is in that tree over there......just turn off your processor and you'll be fine.":stardust:

I shook my head with a "NO!" I shook my fist at the flithy crow:turkey: and I swear I saw that tilt of its feathered head as if to say "Neener! Neener!":nahnah:

I picked up a rock and threw it at the crow. It flew away with a "CAW-CAW!":turkey: Yay me!:cheer:

But nay--it wasn't to be. One second later, it was back. That vile bird came back.:evil:

"CAW-CAW!":turkey:

"NO" I threw a stick at it. That beast hopped on another branch.:target:

"CAW-CAW!":turkey:

"Stop it!" I threw my water bottle and yet the bird hopped on another branch.:target:

"CAW-CAW!":turkey:

"You are so gonna die!" I grabbed the hose with a high powered nozzle on it and turned on the water full blast. The feathered devil got smacked with stream of water and it moved to a branch higher up.:target:

"CAW-CAW!":turkey:

"I so wish I had a bazooka to get you!" While I was staring at the bird, I didn't realize that I turned the hose over to where my bedroom window was and it shattered the glass, flooding my bed and carpet.:floater:

I freaked and turned off the water.:jawdrop:

My kids stared at me in horror. My oldest daughter shook her head sadly. "Mommy, I told you to turn off your processor.":beg:

"CAW-CAW!":turkey:

Damned bird finally flew away.:padroom:

"CAW-CAW!"

[Janie]

The Thread Killer:madcloud:


Janie had a delightful time:hyper: spreading terror:yikes: and havoc:bolt: on Tagrel. She howled with glee:handslapper: as she managed to stop Big Red's:zap: thread in its tracks.:train:


She tittered :pointLOL:when she realized that she:curtsy: had the power to kill threads!:notworthy: She knew that it was time to do the next step: TAKE OVER TAGREL!!:smileyswirl:where she will force the men of Tagrel learn the Swan Lake steps:sillyDance:and sing:chorus: praises to the wonderful thread killer of it all.


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