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Jimbolini1963
11-22-2008, 08:04 AM
Hi everyone!

I thought that we could make up new, funny, or just plain stupid definitions of common items. I'll start.

TANK TOP: n. A garment worn by Americans to exercise their Constitutional right to bare arms.

Jim
AndyL
11-22-2008, 08:01 PM
Avoidable-what Matadors do
GloriaK
11-23-2008, 09:13 PM
female sundae


ice cream sundae without peanuts (or any other nut product)
AndyL
11-23-2008, 09:54 PM
Polygon - a dead parrot
SuperStitch
11-29-2008, 01:06 AM
This is from playing Balderdash on Thanksgiving

Babag-
A sheep's shopping bag
AndyL
11-29-2008, 10:28 AM
Balderdash??? I thought that was a fast receeding hairline
DizzneeMomma
02-23-2009, 05:41 PM
Momsense - sounds like common sense to Mom.....sounds like nonsense to the kids.
AndyL
02-23-2009, 06:07 PM
Gozanta- I don't Gozanta Roller Coasters
Jimbolini1963
02-23-2009, 07:54 PM
Dire Straits Song Sickness--bronchitis.

"Get your bronchitis for nothin' and your coughs for free".

I have it now. :-(

Jim
AndyL
02-23-2009, 08:48 PM
Dizzneemomma wears her Summer Diamonds.....Summer Diamonds Summer not