Corrupt a Wish

[Skylar]

This is a game I play on another Disney fansite, I thought it was pretty fun.
Basically the poster before you wishes for something, such as...
"I wish for a million dollars."
The next person must post something that ruins or destroys that wish.
"But that million dollars was stolen from a bank, so now you are in jail for life."
Then after you completly crush someone's hopes and dreams, type your own wish for someone to mutilate. 8D

Okay, lets start. :>

I wish for my own laptop.

[Nautical Mickey]

But it wasn't a Macbook.....it was Dell loaded with Vista

I wish I could go to WDW for Xmas

[johnnyblack]

But Miike Scopa ate all the Dole Whip, so no reason to go,

I wish I was living IN ORLANDO!!

[imadisneygirl]

But a hurricane came through and took out its a small world.

I wish I had a new job.

[johnnyblack]

But George Bush hasn't created any new jobs

I wish I was 21 again!

[Janie]

But there's a bunch of old jobs.

I wish I was on a cruise.

[AndyL]

Welcome Aboard The Titanic

I wish had a dish of ice cream

[Daisee]

Well AndyL took mine.. so lets try this again.. LOL!!

But the freezer broke on the delivery truck.


I wish I had a flat panel, HD TV mounted on my wall.

[AndyL]

But No Batteries Came For The Remote & There's none in the house that fit

This new computer comes with a 650 Gig HD

[Janie]

but it caused a city wide blackout.

I wish I could sing like Kelly Clarkson.

[AndyL]

She's got a show over at I-Hop

Isn't this root beer great?

[Daisee]

Only, why does it have floater??:blink:


I have just been granted 3 wishes....

[AndyL]

All with ironic twists

Isn't nice the villagers here like to meat visitors

[Janie]

but they're cannibals.

I wish I could see the famous northen lights,

[Skylar]

But you freeze to death in the cold. :]

I wish I had a Wii.

[Daisee]

too bad they stopped making them



Wish I had a maid

[Janie]

but she doesn't know how to clean.

I wish I had a pair of pravda shoes.

[AndyL]

My husband really thinks she's great

Isn't this Caviar great Ariel??

[Daisee]

My name isn't Arial


I wish my daughter could meet Hannah Montana

[Janie]

But her bodyguards bodyslams anyone who gets close to Hannah gal

[AndyL]

And Kathy Griffin will tell the world about it

So you really like eating batter dipped muskrat?

[Janie]

But you're allergic to it.

I wish CEOs of health insurance companies get spank-zapped by a Jedi lightsaber.

[AndyL]

their insurance costs will raise YOUR rates

So you bought yourself a motorscooter

[Snickerdoodlesmommy]

be careful on that thing while visiting the parks!!!

Wish for light crowds or rain while you visit

[AndyL]

except when it closes rides

Looking Forward to Going to the Adventurer's Club

[Jimbolini1963]

But someone hit you with it.

I wish the Phillies would win the World Series

[AndyL]

The game was sold out

Good thing the game's on TV

[Janie]

But your tv is kaput.

I wish I had free gas for the rest of my life.

[AndyL]

So why'd you have the beans?

So I see you have a ferret

[GloriaK]

You got one but they didn't tell you that it didn't have any control and now you have to change its diapers! (I know some one that actually had to do this.)

I wish I had a new car!

[AndyL]

But it's hard to get parts for a Yugo

Wow thats a big bowl of Jello!

[GloriaK]

Yes, its big but it looks like there are Kibbles and Bits in it!

[AndyL]

Aren't these portable holes amazing?

[Lady]

yes but there's no way to climb out

I love a cup of hot tea!

[AndyL]

But What Would You Do For A Klondike Bar?

Congratulations! You won the Kentucky Derby

[GloriaK]

Your horse collapsed at the end of the race.

Woohoo! You just graduated from college!

[Jimbolini1963]

That's great, but you can't find a job because you're either overqualified or lack experience.

I'm running out of room for my CDs!

Jim

[AndyL]

They make great Skeet shooting targets

Wow this is great coffee.

[Lady]

but...what it was grown in - yikes!

I'm going to Niagra Falls!!!!

[AndyL]

SLOOOOOOOOWWWWWWLY I turned

This is my fifth Peanut butter and dill pickle sandwich

[GloriaK]

Where's the Rolaids??

Gee, I love to have a decadent hot fudge sundae with everything!

[Lady]

including the slime from the kitchen sink?

I always wanted a puppy :)

[AndyL]

Until it want's it out at 4 AM

I just bought an electric car

[Lady]

have you seen the electric bill?

I'm making scrumptious stuffing for Thanksgiving!

[AndyL]

Should I have taken the giblets out before I stuffed my bird?

There's nothing like a day at the beach

[Lady]

or being stung by jellyfish!

Sailing Sailing over the deep blue sea : )

[AndyL]

Until you need to poop overboard

Isn't this BIG egg the professor brought back from the lost plateau interesting

[Janie]

and it turns out to be a live raptor egg.

I wish I had a diamond tiara.

[AndyL]

But your Fairy Godmother is on Vacation

I just got a Plasma TV

[Lady]

your kid threw a baseball inside the house

Look how pretty the snow looks outside

[Snickerdoodlesmommy]

Now get outside and shovel the driveway and scrape off the windshield!

I wish there was more hours in the day!

[AndyL]

They're housework hours

Aren't these 3 leaf plants Timmy brought inside pretty

[Lady]

got Calamine Lotion?

I have a new pretty robe

[AndyL]

It's itchy

How do you like my new Nose Job?

[OhMickeyYoureSoFine]

Looks like your plastic surgeon was inspired by Salvador Dali.

I wish I had a round the world plane ticket

[AndyL]

The kid in the seat behind you keeps kicking your seat every 2 minutes

I'm going to the zoo today

[Lady]

The zookeeper forgot to lock the lion's gate!

The Greatest Show on Earth is in town - and I have a ticket!!

[AndyL]

The clown hit you with a cream pie

Playing horseshoes is fun and challenging

[Lady]

especially while the horse is still wearing them!

I'm making yummy pumpkin pie for Thanksgiving!

[AndyL]

Next time take the Pumpkin out of the shell first

My Ants are coming over for Thanksgiving

[Lady]

there won't be a few - there will be 100s - have any traps?

I'm taping the Macy's Parade!

[AndyL]

Because I have to patch the holes in the Balloons

Yes were having a Turkey over this Thanksgiving

[Lady]

but you forgot to defrost it!!

ahhh sweet candied yams - yummers!!

[AndyL]

but no can opener

I can tell when spagetti is done when I throw a strand against the wall and it sticks

[Lady]

and you can't get it off the wall with a crow bar!

The spaghetti sauce is a secret of my grandmother's from Italy

[AndyL]

She sold the receipe to Betty Crocker

My Mother in Law is bringing the wine

[Lady]

and her whining along with it :yikes:

The fireplace is crackling so romantic

[AndyL]

A very PO'd & singed Raccoon dropped out of it

The raccoon really liked the s'mores

[GloriaK]

Until a spark sets fire to the rug.

Just think, are romantic second honeymoon begins tomorrow!!

[AndyL]

It's in a hotel called the Shining

I've got electric trains in the basement

[Lady]

and little plastic people tied to the tracks :yikes:

We had our scrumptious Thanksgiving Feast yesterday - ooodles of food!

[AndyL]

The Doctors at the hospital don't know a cure for oodles

I just got a Playstation 3

[SuperStitch]

But it quickly became outdated by the Wii...

I wish I could get an iTouch.

[AndyL]

Couldn't you be arrested for that?

It's fun making snowmen

[Lady]

until you're sued by the Snowwomen's Association

[AndyL]

Isn't it lucky we found this house after our car broke down?

[Lady]

it's haunted

There is a light on in the upstair's window though!

[AndyL]

Isn't that that kid Jason?

Isn't that nice of him to bring out a tire iron to help us?

[Lady]

but it's made of rubber

I am watching an old fashioned holiday movie

[AndyL]

Until my neigbor chases me from his window

You mother in law has a Fruitcake

[Lady]

and you hate fruitcake!

The zoo sent you free passes for this weekend!!

[AndyL]

but your cage keeper is off then

Watch me break this brick with my golf putter

[Janie]

but you'll end up with a cracked noggin.

I wish I could shop on Fifth Avenue totally budget free.

[AndyL]

My financial Manager gives me carte blanche to charge zip!

I got a gift certificate for the Lexus dealership

[Janie]

But all of the cars are brand ripoffs.

I wish I could ski like a pro.

[AndyL]

But getting up at 3AM to practice is a PITA

want to see my pet wabbit?

[Janie]

But Elmer is using it for bait to catch Bugs.

I wish I could come up with a clever story like Harry Potter or Twilight

[AndyL]

But if it sold and I got fabulously wealthy where would they let me live in my trailer?

We're having Buffalo for dinner